National Socialist Australia

The Wise Words of Our State;
"We're not Nazis, we're National Socialists" - random

"Oil? This sh** is mine!" - Mr. Gurns

"Our leader is always horny. If you are a female, beware. I don't know how we ended up with this guy.... Actually, he's not that different from the old Liberal party now that I think about it." - anonymous

"Capitalism is just God's way of deciding who is smart and who is poor." - Mr. Gurns

"Tôi đang ở đâu, đây là nước nào? Trời ơi" - Asian

"How are we the most popular page on this wiki?" - Anonymos

The Parties Formation
Following an end to the Great Emu War, November of 1932, members of the old Australian Government were tired of the Governments incompetence. As such, xyee, and other fellow members, conceded from typical parliament, and established the Australian National Socialists party. Mocking the current Governments incompetence, and using the humiliation resulting from the defeat of the Great Emu War, the party grew in supporters. It was during 1937 that the party joined the electoral-running's. Within this momentous moment in history that xyee appealed to the Australian citizen with his heart-warming speech entitled; "vote us if not gay". With this speech, he sealed the vote for the Australian National Socialists, and sealed the fate of all Australia, into a perfect, united, Nation.

Western Alliance
On the 26th of March the National Socialist Australians signed a joint military pact with the British Empire. However, after the dissolution of the British Empire, and the formation of the Western-Easter Roman Empires as a result, the National Socialists of Australia became more self-reliant. There is exception, however. National Socialist Australia has shown staunch support for the Congo and Roman Empire, having close relations.

Government
The government of the National Socialists of Australia is one of complete, and total, rule; perfect authority. This authority is spread-out amongst the heads of government, with utility being established through obedience.

Head of State - xyee

Minister for Foreign Affairs - random

Minister of Finance and Trade - loserboy Incoming

Army
The military consists of highly-trained soldiers which specialise in the warmer climates, due, mostly, to the Australian homeland and the high-rates of skin cancer. The Australian Government has, also, utilised Emus as a strategic unit. Learning from the tragic failings of the Great Emu War, the Government now values the Emus ability to soak bullets like a tank, and thus is optimal in modern-combat.

Economy
The economy is a complex system which emphasises the need for miners and mining operations. As such, the value for the National Socialists of Australia comes from its expert, and high-quality, mining operations and miners; creating a strong economy founded on the many resources within Australian influence, particularly coal, an industry which will continue to always thrice.

Official Diplomacy
National Socialist Australia is currently a member of the Anti-Mongolia Pact, an effort aimed to undermine Mongolia. Mongolia is currently seen as the greatest evil to the Australians way of life; complete order, stability and obedience, the founding values of the Australian National Socialists, could be lost if the sickly grip of Mongolia ever reaches the shores of Australia, or her territories.

As of now, National Socialist Australia look fondly to her fellow signatory of the Anti-Mongolia Pact, The Roman Empire. National Socialist Australia currently encourages trade between her and other nations, with the exception that is the evil of Mongolia and the nations which, unfortunately, fall under its cold, corrupt grip.

Policies within National Socialist Australia
National Socialist Australia believes, fully, in the following policies;

-Immigration is free, all are allowed to enter the wonderous State

-Emigration is not free

-All men are free in nature, with the exception of anyone who is not white, or female

-Free healthcare. Free to the extent that you are free to injure yourself and then go bankrupt trying to afford our top-quality healthcare services of 'get over it pu**y'

-To keep unemployment at an absolute minimum.

-Australian built products before imports.

The 6th of April Incident
By April 6th, world tensions grew to an all-time high after the first UN Meeting had adjourned. Malt, leader of the Congo, was attacked outside the official UN building by members of the former Roman Empire. Simultaneously, Ryzu, a staunch National Socialist and very valued citizen of Australia, was struck-down by Sir Danger, former ruler of Rome. With this incident, Congo and Australian relations quickly grew from friendly to close-allies.

A meeting was called in the Congo to discuss the incident. Representatives from nations involved in the prior-mentioned incident, and other nations, attended where good progress was made towards establishing better relations with all parties involved. Representative random pardoned Sir Danger on behalf of Australia, whilst Sir Danger pardoned Ryzu for prior quarrels.

However, late at night, random awoke to a message from Malt him claiming that Rome was about to declare war on the Congo, a valued ally to Australia. random officially responded with; "I left to go sleep for 30 minutes wtf?". What short-followed was an attempt to understand the situation, whereby Australia vowed to protect the Congo in an effort to force peace talks, rather than war. This did not occur as the Congo initiated War. Luckily, the Australians did f**k all and the Congo won. Had the Australians been awake, the State would have assembled to aid the Congo.

xyee official statement to the issue is as follows; "sounds like a whole lot of not my problem" *disconnects from the call*